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RANT BRAZEN on Friday, July 24, 2009 5:15:57 PM
Sgt. Crowley is okay in my book. The spunky Cambridge police officer didn’t fold ‘em even when Big Chief Obama came calling.
Here’s how Newsmax described it:
“The police officer at the center of a national racial firestorm triggered by President Barack Obama told an interviewer Thursday that he had nothing to apologize for in the arrest of a black Harvard scholar, and that the president he didn’t vote for should have more carefully considered his words.”
Am I liking this? I think it’s hilarious.
And Newsmax did some more digging, showing yet again how petty our Big Man Obama can be, and how hypocritical he is:
“One reason Barack Obama may have been so critical of the Cambridge Police Department is that he might have a grudge against the law enforcement agency.
“Obama, who attended Harvard Law School from 1988 to 1991, lived in Cambridge and apparently didn't like the fact he was frequently hit with parking tickets.
“In all, Obama received 17 tickets for parking violations, and he did not pay 15 of them until a local newspaper exposed him as a scofflaw.”
It’s clear that Barry didn’t settle accounts because he felt guilty. Or because he feared that if he failed to live up to his obligations, he might be deprived of his fourteen virgins when he croaks. No, the timing is too incriminating. He didn’t really get a desperate case of honesty until his presidential campaign launched in 2007.
Whatever the case, Obama didn’t hesitate to rush to the defense of idiotic Hahvahd perfesser Henry Louis Gates Jr. who was arrested for being a disrespectful jerk after he broke into his own house.
No, of course the door wasn’t jammed. Teacher had just returned from China, where he soaked up too much Maotai (been there, done that). It’s the PRC’s official drunk juice (or for those of you, and there are many, who don’t understand English and don’t want to: (Máotái jiu). This pecadillo caused Henry to get such a helluva headache that he dropped his house key into the Yangtze while trying to hand it to a comely lass from Shanghai, and the next thing he knew when he came to he was looking into the steely eyes of Sgt. Crowley of the Cambridge police force. The rest is history.
As you know, the perfesser’s neighbors had called the police to announce that some dolt was breaking the door down to get into Gates’ rented home. Heck, if that happened at my house, I’d be delighted if someone tipped off the cops.
But Henry, who was the aforementioned dolt, far from being grateful (at the admitted mistake – heck, the neighbors just wanted to help out) blazed off impetuously at Sgt. Crowley to the extent that the officer slapped the cuffs on Gates and hauled him off to the pokey.
Fast forward to President Obama’s “news” conference, where, in response to a question, our First Mate, understandably non-plussed because Robert Gibbs had not put a coherent answer up on the teleprompter, blabbed that the Cambridge law man – a white American male or WAM – was “stupid”.
Are you loving this? Obama is supposed to be settling the national debt, protecting the border, giving us all free health care, getting the New Jersey mayors out of jail, and finding out why Hillary is all of a sudden so frisky.
But instead the president is focusing the awesome power of America’s liberal press on a little local dust-up in the innocuous village of Cambridge, and turning it into an international brouhaha.
There is some speculation that Obama, commander in chief of the U.S. Armed Forces, might employ the discredited Lockheed Martin/Boeing F-22 Raptor, a fifth generation fighter aircraft that uses stealth technology, to drop water balloons on the Cambridge police headquarters building.
“We’re not shelling out any more money we borrowed from China to pay for this big ol’ airplane, so we might as well get some use out of it to spook Sgt. Crowley,” the president is said to have said.
Let’s go ahead and play this thing out. Fox News says that the last round in this beautiful saga came when Sgt. Crowley, now incensed at all the flap, responded.
Said the Fox news organization: “The police officer who arrested a Harvard professor for disorderly conduct said Thursday he wants President Obama, who is the educator's friend, to butt out of the incident.”
And now there’s word that Officer Crowley may sue somebody over the whole sorry mess. Who? Well, I’m not really sure. At press time the possible defendants might be President Obama, Joe Biden, or Sen. Stuart Smalley.
If it’s President Obama, there is a rumor that he will freeze things until Judge Sodomayor is confirmed, because she always votes against the white guys.
“I can’t take a chance on having my Harvard degree impugned by a black professor who is mad because I can’t make a white Cambridge cop shut up,” our USA president is said to have said.
Is it over? Not until the fat lady sings. Aretha Franklin is booked up until 2012.